hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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