I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
babies were throwing up all over the place
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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