my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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