I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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