Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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