VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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