Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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