Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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