went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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