just tell him i said nine months
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
No subtext here. People are naked.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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