whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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