Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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