pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we made out on top of his cat.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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