I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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