Me too!
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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