talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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