what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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