This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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