the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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