remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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