i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
