i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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