tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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