I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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