No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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