If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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