I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
