Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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