At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You pole danced in your parka.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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