and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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