Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
