Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
