It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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