you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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