Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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