would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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