Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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