Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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