I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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