I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
as a side note pls kill me
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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