Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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