I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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