why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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