They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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