Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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