Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
