i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize