Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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