If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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