I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she looked like the before picture.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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