UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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