Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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