Whod you bang
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
That's when you crack a 10am beer
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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