I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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