So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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