Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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