The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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