If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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