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Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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