wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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