Its about making memories worth repressing
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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